Man Who Mapped Grand Canyon Thankful For Long Underwear
July 8, 2010

The Nation Owes a Debt of Gratitude To Quick Thinking and Some Strong Underwear

John Wesley Powell in 1869; Not Often Photographed without Full Beard

On This Date in History:  John Wesley Powell was born in 1834 near Mt. Morris, New York.  Soon thereafter, the family moved to Ohio where it was difficult for the family, largely due to the Powell’s strong anti-slavery sentiment built on their Protestant Faith.  Ohio, at the time, was generally in support of slavery and young John felt so uncomfortable that he withdrew from public school and was instead tutored by a local naturalist named “Big George” Crookham.  Crookham had a great deal of knowledge and interest in plants, animals, rocks and various artifacts that he shared with John Wesley Powell.  This seemingly innocent relationship not only had an extreme effect on the rest of Powell’s life, but also on the direction of the United States government and some of its policies.

Powell Was Most Interested in Indian Affairs Photographed here with a Paiute Near the former Virgin River

In 1846, the family moved to Wisconsin to a farm that was adjacent to several Indian tribes.  Powell developed a strong bond and appreciation for his Native American neighbors.  Four years later the family again pulled up stakes and this time came to Illinois.  In 1857, Powell attended Oberlin College and felt quite comfortable studying Greek, Latin and botany since the state and college campus held anti-slavery views that were similar to his own.  It was his anti-slavery position that led him to join the Union Army at the outset of the Civil War.  At the Battle of Shiloh, Captain Powell was in charge of an artillery battery.  At one point , he raised his hand to signal for the battery to fire when he was struck by a minie ball in his left wrist.   Now, the “minie” part of the minie ball is a true misnomer because there was nothing small about it.  In general, minie balls came in either a .50 caliber or .58 caliber variety.  It was essentially a huge lead sphere that had a tendency to flatten out on impact and cause massive destruction to a human body.  With that in mind,  Powell had his left arm amputated.  But, in an illustration of Powell’s determination, he not only recovered by rejoined the army.  He participated in the battle of Champions Hill and the Seige of Vicksburg and rose to the rank of Major and later was breveted to Colonel.  Most of the time, a Civil War officer would use his highest rank acheived as a title but, Powell went by the title of “Major” after he left the army; for Powell that was in 1865 when he resigned.  Powell had determined that his disability was limiting his usefulness.  But that doesn’t mean that he let it get in the way of the rest of his life.

The original 9 man Powell Expedition at departure 1869; Powell Must Have Been Camera Shy

He took a job as a professor of Geology at Ohio Wesleyan University and then the same position at Illinois State University and became curator of the Museum of Natural History which was run by the Illinois Natural History Society.  It was from that position of authority that he led his first expedition of the Colorado and Green Rivers.  Remember, in 1869 no one had ever mapped the Colorado River, which was in places a rough and turbulent river that snaked its way through a rough and challenging terrain.  So, Powell and his team of 9 literally were looking to traverse uncharted territory.  The ten men departed from Green River, Wyoming on May 24, 1869 amidst whoops and hollers from well wishers as they began their journey down the Green River.  They assumed their journey would be a long one as they took provisions for a 10 month expedition.  One of the members of the expedition, Frank Goodman, had enough after just a month.  Rapids had claimed one of their boats and most of their provisions.  Goodman simply walked up to Major Powell and said, “I’ve had more excitement than a man deserves in a lifetime.  I’m leaving. ”  He then walked away toward a settlment.  Goodman ended up hanging  for many years with a bunch of Paiute Indians in Eastern Utah before settling  and starting a family in Vernal, UT.  He really did live to avoid excitement.  I wonder if regretted it because the Powell Expedition of 1869 was headed for a place in history. 

Powell's boats were small; note Powell's chair perched atop the small boat

The 9 remaining men continued down the Green River to where it combined with the Grand River in Utah to form the Colorado River.  In the days before dams, the Colorado River was described as “too thick to drink and too thin to plow. ”  The water was not too thick for more rapids and Powell had determined on several occasions that the rapids were simply posed too great of a  risk for his remaining boats and supplies.  So, in some cases, they dragged the boats along the shore around the rapids.  In other places, where the river was high or there was no bank, they were forced to shoot the rapids which had to be harrowing as they had penetrated so deep into the unknown that any mishap may have left them marooned.  Indeed, the men were scared and at a place now known as Separation Canyon, Senaca and O.G. Howland along with Bill Dunn told Powell, “how we surely will all die if we continue on this journey.”   They could not convince Powell to give up on the river as his spirit of determination would not allow Powell to give up even as the trio decided that they had enough and were going to try to hike their way to somewhere, anywhere but the river.  Big mistake.  All three men were killed by Shivwits Indians who thought they were three miners who had killed a woman.  The Howlands and Dunn had a true sense of bad timing.  

A Depiction of How Powell rode atop the Small Boat As The Expedition Navigated Rough, Uncharted Waters

Within the next 48 hours,  the remaining men managed the last two sets of rapids and came upon a fishing settlement at the mouth of the Virgin River, which is a Virgin no more since it now sits under Lake Meade.  The expedition had been gone for 3 months and they had been presumed dead.  But the remaining sextet were very much alive and, had not only been the first to navigate the Green and Colorado Rivers, they had been the first to make it through the Grand Canyon and satisfy Powell’s theory that the river had preceded and cut the canyons as the plateau rose.   Powell went on to chart the Grand Canyon and head both the U.S. Geological Survey and the Bureau of American Ethnology.  In the late 19th Century there was no scientific administrator more important than Major John Wesley Powell….and he owes it all to a pair of underwear.

Powell's Men at Bright Angel Campsite

Remember, this was a scientific expedition so Powell and his men weren’t just out to prove their skills as river rats.  They were taking samples, making observations and making surveys along the way.  That’s why the journey took so long.  It would be data from this expedition and a second in 1871 that would give Powell the ability to map the Grand Canyon and surrounding territory.  So, at one point, the explorers had stopped to do some surveying.  That was not an easy task as in many locations the terrain was nothing but cliffs.  In spite of his lack of a limb, Powell insisted on conducting many of the scientific work himself and so on this date in 1869, Powell and George Bradley found themselves inching along a sheer canyon face, treacherously high above the canyon floor; about 800 feet above the canyon floor.   Powell spied what looked to be a good foothold.  It may have been a good foothold but it was a bad move because the Major found himself trapped.  Bradley scrambled to a ledge above Powell but was too high to reach down for Powell’s right arm.  Bradley looked for a long stick but there were none to be found on a rock cliff.  So, he tried the barometer case that they were carrying.  It was long enough but too thick for Powell to grab with his one arm.  Powell shouted to Bradley that the muscles in his legs were starting to “tremble.”   In his diary, Powell wrote that, “If I lose my hold, I shall fall to the bottom.” 

Map of the 3 month Powell Expedition

George Bradley suddenly was inspired.  He took off his pants and then his long underwear.  Bradley dangled the undergarment over the edge.  It was probably the only time in John Wesley Powell’s life that he was happy to see a man’s underwear dangling in his face.  In a leap of desparation, Powell let go of the rock he was grasping to reach out for the longjohns.  The underwear held and Bradley was able to pull Powell to safety.  Powell lived to be able to write of the moment in his diary, complete the expedition, map the Grand Canyon and do all sorts of things.  Before honoring John Wesley Powell for his important and long standing work as an explorere, scientist and administrator, we need to hoist a toast to George Bradley and his longjohns without which the nation may have been left without one of its greatest public servants.    By the way, very few if any other expeditions dared to travel the length of the Colorado River like John Wesley Powell in 1869 and again in 1871 for the next 50 years.  In 1923, the USGS sent its Chief Topographer, Claude Birdseye, to make a new survey and search for a suitable location for a dam which would become Hoover Dam.  Birdseye’s choice of Boulder Canyon was abandoned after it was found to be inferior to a better spot in Black Canyon.

Weather Bottom Line:   One more day of excessive heat and humidity before we catch somewhat of a break.  We may have a scattered t’storm in the mid 90’s heat of the afternoon but the best chances for rain that we’ve seen in a week will show up on Friday as a front approaches.  As I had mentioned a few days ago, we need the rain as we are behind for the year which I find hard to believe but its true, officially.   We won’t have a huge cooldown but look for highs in the upper 80’s with lower humidity for the weekend.

Massive Solar Storm Predicted by Crop Circles, One Observatory-NASA silent; Underwear Stories
July 8, 2009

Photo of Sun supposedly shot July 6 shows huge sunspot

Photo of Sun supposedly shot July 6 shows huge sunspot

Recent Crop Circle in England

Recent Crop Circle in England

One of our local regular readers, Cruxshadows, brought forth some interesting information and a question.  A crop circle in England predicts 5 massive solar eruptions which will affect the earth.  Now, these Coronal Mass Ejections, were to begin yesterday.  But, the crop circle forecast does fall within the time frame of the noted increase in solar activity cycle.  If this does occur, then there will be great interest to see how the plasma reacts with a breach in the earth’s magnetosphere, which was found by NASA in December of last year.  Of course, there’s no word on how the crop circles got there in the last ten days of June.  The crop circle caper seems to mesh quite nicely with this report yesterday of the largest sunspot ever witnessed  It also fits in with the idea that, with the sun’s 11 year cycle, we are in a period of increased solar activity with the peak not expected until 2013.  

NASA says the sun is quiet

NASA says the sun is quiet

Here’s the problem.  NASA reports the exact opposite.  It claims in its 3 day forecast from yesterday that solar activity was “very low” and that “no x-ray flares were observed during the past 24 hours.”   It predicts that solar activity will remain very low.  So the question on the table from Cruxshadows is, do we believe the government (NASA) or do we believe those who interpret the crop circles?  Do we believe NASA’s report that nothing much is going on or do we believe the report of Wappa Falls Observatory claiming that so much is going on that  “the flares have been so bright that NASA has had trouble taking accurate pictures of the sunspot.”  I’ve found other stories about  the Australian observatory’s claims, but there seems to be a disconnect.  I suppose we’ll find out the veracity of the crop circle prediction and the Wappa observations soon enough.  But Cruxshadows wants to know whom to believe?  The government, the Australian astronomers or the Crop Circle?  Two things to note.  The Wappa Falls Astronomical Observatory in Australia doesn’t seem to have a website, which seems a bit odd in the 21st century.  Further, the stories that I’ve found seem to come from the same source.  Hoax? maybe.  Guess we’ll have to wait and see. I question why NASA would cover this up or how they could make such a mistake?  It doesn’t make sense, to me.

F stands for Floods

F stands for Floods

I have an old friend. Let’s just call him “F”.  “F” once pondered how men didn’t really get into the scene, if you know what I mean, when a man and woman in a movie shoot a sex scene.  I suppose the idea of professionalism gets tossed out in “F’s” world.  But, you gotta  admit, some of those scenes, even on the soap operas, can get pretty steamy.  Maybe too steamy for some viewer’s taste.  Anyway, it seems that actor Ryan Reynolds was given a little insurance that he didn’t get to worked up during a nude scene with Sandra Bullock in his recent movie, The Proposal.  Ryan Reynolds wore cellophane underwear. 

Reynolds: See-Through Undies?

Reynolds: See-Through Undies?

A Louisiana man was arrested after a 72 year old woman called the police after she heard noises and saw someone in her backyard going into her shed.  The Alexandria Town Talk reports the man was clad only in his undies when the police clapped the old bracelets on him when they witnessed him trying to break into the woman’s house.  Maybe he was looking for some hand-me-downs.

Meanwhile, in Britain, the recession is hitting hard.  So hard, in fact, that people apparently aren’t going out on the town so much.  So, people are having to improvise.  Lingerie and “racy underwear” sales are up over 50% since the recession began.  Not sure who took the time to find out that odd statistic.  I guess it gives a new meaning to “a cheap date.”

On This Date in History: THIS MAN WAS SAVED BY ANOTHER MAN’S UNDERWEAR!!! John Wesley Powell was a self-taught geologist and naturalist who had lost his right arm at the Battle of Shiloh. He is credited with charting the Grand Canyon and went on to lead the US Geological Survey and Bureau of American Ethnology. When making what would be the first trip through the Grand Canyon with a 9 man party down the Colorado River, they stopped to do some surveys. On this date in 1869, the one armed Powell and George Bradley gingerly moved along a shear cliff when Powell made a short leap and found himself stuck with no where to go. Bradley was above him and tried to find a branch or something to extend to Powell, whose legs and one hand were giving out. Quick thinking ensued. Bradley stripped off his long underwear and lowered them down. Bravely, Powell let loose with his hand and quickly grabbed the dangling drawers. The fabric held, Powell was pulled to safety and he lived to tell about it and map the Grand Canyon. If this story happened today, can you imagine the commercials? “Acme Longjohns….So tough it saves lives!”

Weather Bottom Line:  Remember that I mentioned the boundary sagging down our way and potentially bringing some insignificant showers here?  Well, I wasn’t too enthused about the prospects so Snow White and I ventured out to do some sculling yesterday afternoon and it was wonderful, though I got a little overheated.  Had a headache all night.  Well, it just so happens that the airport reported .01″ of rain this morning!  Aha! Vindicated.  But who cares, right?  Other than that little bit of information, everything else is on line.  Upper 80’s today, maybe a stray afternoon t’storm.  Upper 80’s tomorrow.  Low 90’s Friday and Saturday with maybe an errant storm on Saturday with activity more likely on Sunday as another front tries to make its way our direction.