When The President Tried to Change the Way Americans Spell
August 27, 2010

Shooting Holes In The Dictionary

Taking Aim at Mr. Webster

Andrew Carnegie's Legacy Lives in Today's Libraries

On This Date In History: Back in 1906, Andrew Carnegie thought that if English was made more simple, it could become the dominant language in the world.   In an effort to try and simplify the spelling and writing of English, he funded the Simplified Spelling Board which was made up of a group of intellectuals who would discuss the issue.  The Board had 26 members including Supreme Court Justice David Brewer, US Secretary of the Treasury Lyman Gage and Samuel Clemens aka Mark Twain.  The board determined that there many words that could easily be changed; such words like ”ghost” could be made simpler by dropping the silent “h.”  Words like “blessed” could be reconfigured as “blest” and certainly the “u” could be dropped in words such as “behaviour,” “colour” and “honour.”  They had enough of “enough” and decided that “enuf” would do just fine.   The board did not want to overwhelm the nation so they proposed slowly introducing new word spellings with an initial list of 300 words that would be changed.  Some schools even adopted the suggests.  The go slow approach though got thwarted by a big stick.

Dan Quayle Decided To Be The Little Helper

President Teddy Roosevelt decided that me would be Vice-President Dan Quayle about 90 years before there was a Vice-President Dan Quayle.   If you recall, on June 15, 1992 then Vice-President Dan Quayle went to an elementary school in Trenton, New Jersey.  Quayle decided to help a kid with his spelling and added an “e” to the end of the word, potato.   That was effectively the end of Quayle’s political career and was no help in President Bush’s re-election bid.  It came as a big surprise to the eggheads on the Simplified Spelling Board when President Theodore Roosevelt unilaterly sent a letter to the US Government Printing Office on this date in 1906 that orderd the office to use the new spelling of the 300 words on the list.  President Roosevelt almost immediately got as much of a backlash as Vice President Quayle did nearly a century later.  Newspapers printed it as “Rozevult’s List.”  However,  Roosevelt managed to hold his seat in the White House.   The Rochester Post-Express pondered whether the president’s surname would spelled “Rusevelt” or “Buttinsky.”  The Baltimore Sun claim that the whole effort was simply “a scheme financed by Carnegie, backed by certain large publishing interests, and designed to carry out an immense project for jobbery in reprinting dictionaries and school books.”

The response to Roosevelt’s attempt to expand to power of the presidency to that of Grammarian in Chief was swift, broad and wicked. One columnist wrote that “nuthing escapes Mr. Rucevelt. No subject is tu hi fr him to takl, no tu lo for him tu notis.”  Congress wasn’t too certain that presidential powers extended to the spelling book and ordered the printer to pay no attention to the man with the big stick in the bully pulpit. So great was the public response, Mr. Roosevelt withdrew the order but later wrote that he glad “did the thing anyhow.”  I’m not certain exactly when the order was rescinded but Congress made certain that Presidential Power did not apply to the pen when on December 13, 1906 the US House of Representatives passed a resolution 142-24 that confirmed it would use traditional spelling found in most dictionaries and not the new and improved list of 300.  The US Supreme Court also vowed to not use the new spelling in spite of the involvement of Justice Brewer. 

Some Jobs Require Good Spellers

As many people who have read this blog can attest, either my spelling is lame or I can’t type.  But, spelling is very important and is seen by many as a reflection to the author’s competence or carelessness.  It would seem that words such as “kissed” did not become “kist” (except as part of the brand name “Sunkist”) but other words did gain a new set of letters.  It is not common in American to  spell “behavior’ or “color” with a “u.” 

The Good Old Washington "Natinals"

But, it would seem that text messengers have begun doing what Andrew Carnegie, Teddy Roosevelt and others tried to do over 100 years ago as many words are spelled in a shorter, simpler form in messaging.  One that comes to mind is “enuf.”   The effort at spelling reform has a long history and some people in the 21st century continue the effort at spelling reform.  It remains to be seen if those efforts or the texting craze continues and if the abbreviations eventually transform the way English is written.  In the meantime, make sure you learn to spell properly. Dan Quayle never won another election and neither did Theodore Roosevelt.

Weather Bottom Line:  The operative word for the last few days of August is dry.  High pressure will continue to dominate but will drift to the east.  Today will again have highs limited to the low to mid 80′s and the overnight low will be in the upper 50′s and low 60′s.  After that we get on the backside of the high with a return southerly flow.  We’ll be around 90 on Saturday afternoon and low 90′s for the balance of the week ahead.  Overnight lows will climb to the mid 60′s on Sunday morning and then upper 60′s thereafter.   My hydrangia is telling me that it needs water and your garden will be screaming the same, if it’s not already.

The Best Know How To Recognize Luck; US Iraq Strategy Has Merit, But Polish History Provides Warning
May 3, 2009

A Little Luck Helps, But One Must Know What to Do With the Opportunities

A Little Luck Helps, But One Must Know What to Do With the Opportunities

 

                                                                                              On This Date In History:Mark Twain lucked out on this date  in 1866 when other’s luck went up in flames.  Twain had gained some fame for his newspaper article The Jumping Frog of Calaveras County.  But, the 30-year-old former Sam Clemens didn’t think you were really worth anything in literature until you were published in a magazine or a book.  He had wandered off to Hawaii.  Meantime, the ship Hornet had left New York for San Francisco loaded with kerosene and candles.  After 108 days at sea, a nitwit sailor ignited a barrel of kerosene and the ship went up like a torch.  The crew got away in three life boats but only one was heard from again.  Forty-Three days later, one lifeboat finished its 4,000 mile odyssey on the shores of Hawaii and Twain was there to get the story, though he was almost curtailed by a bad case of saddle sores.  His problems behind him, Twain sent his story to the mainland and received $300.  He then convinced two of the survivors to give him their diaries from which he wrote a more detailed article that was published in Harper’s Weekly.  Twain had entered the world of literary writers, sorta.  His hand writing was so bad the publishers credited Mark Swain.

American Caesar

American Caesar

Another Ironic Day in History: On This date in 1947, the Japanese new constitution took effect.  It was largely written by the American Caesar, General Douglas MacArthur who was the defacto head of state of Japan following the Second World War.  When MacArthur was charged with the rebuilding of the country, he did so in his own image, which of course is the American image.  He allowed them to keep the emperor but made Hirohito acknowledge his mortality.  The whole effort seemed to work as  Japan has enjoyed prosperity ever since.  The Polish people weren’t so fortunate.

Kings Don't Like Democratic Neighbors

 On this date in 1791, inspired by the United States Constitution of 1787, the people of Poland got their own form of freedom with their new Constitution that gave the people rights much like the Americans.  Like the Japanese and MacArthur, the Polish Constitution was written largely by its king who recognized that the best government was the kind that worked for the people.  But, it didn’t last too long because the Monarchies of Poland’s neighbors didn’t share the ideals of egalitarianism.  A Prussian statesman said, “How can we defend our state . . . against a numerous and well-governed nation.”   It is interesting that one might suggest that the US strategy in the Middle East uses this kind of thinking which is that if one puts a democracy in the middle of the theocratic or autocratic nations, that democracy will break out in the entire region and terrorists states generally do not rise from democracies.   But,  this little story tells us that the surrounding countries are quite aware of the potential influence of a nearby democracy.  In the case of Poland, Russia, Austria and Prussia all invaded and by 1795, Poland was no more.   Once US troops leave Iraq, it will be interesting to see if the neighbors allow the nation to flourish or if there is enough fear of a US retribution to keep that from happening. 

Either way, it’s a good thing for the United States that we had an ocean between us and those European monarchies.

Wed Looks Wet...storms possible

Wed Looks Wet...storms possible

Weather Bottom Line:  Well, we made it through Derby Day with just a sloppy track but one that proved fast enough for the 50 to 1 shot to win the race going away.  The front slipped far enough south that the showers went south with it before the first post time and it stayed cloudy and cool but no rain for the rest of the way.  There were some light showers early Sunday morning but the day remained largely dry, in spite of a tv forecast that called for 1-2 inches in our area today.   The front is still south and I think it will stay there.  A wave runs up along the front late Sunday into Sunday night and that should bring some rain back our way.  Monday morning there may be some residual rain around but we should dry out as the day goes on leaving us with a good looking Tuesday. 

Tuesday night a low develops in the Southern Plains and will grab on to the most recent frontal boundary and bring it back to the Ohio Valley on Wednesday as another cold front comes down from the northwest.  I would say that strong t’storms appear possible Wednesday afternoon or evening.  Thursday shapes up pretty nicely and then we repeat the Wednesday situation on Friday.

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