Dumb Tales of Pot Smokers and Bungee Jumpers
October 22, 2009

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cheech_chongWe have all become somewhat accustomed to going through security metal detectors or submitting items to go through an x-ray machine at airports and many public buildings.  Typically, before you walk through the metal detector, you are asked to empty your pockets into a  tray or bowl that is then put through an x-ray machine.  Well, this guy in Abilene, Texas went to the Taylor County Courthouse to visit a friend who had been arrested.  Before going through the metal detector, he emptied his pockets.  Shortly thereafter, he was put in jail.  You see…the man put a bag of marijuana into the bowl and handed it over to the sheriff’s deputies.   Lesson here is that, if you are a dope smoker, make sure to empty your pockets before you go visit the courthouse.

Pretty Scene and Pretty Nuts

Pretty Scene and Pretty Nuts

On This Date in History:  Bungee jumping has become rather popular.  You even see set ups at county and state fairs. Some people have gotten rather daring.  This video of guy who grabbed a bunged cord with his hands, lept several hundred feet and let go just as his feet hit the ground is a good example of how people try to enhance the experience.   It can be dangerous and hoaxers have taken advantage of this fact.   This Spike TV phoney video shows a bungee jumper getting his head bitten off by a crocodile.  However, there have been a number of harrowing true experiences, like this video from Thailand of a man who lept 165 feet only to have the bungee cord break.   None of this should be a surprise because we have a lesson from the past.

The Great Peters Really Did Lose His Mind and his Head

The Great Peters Really Did Lose His Mind and his Head

Aloys Peters used to do a performance in the circus in which he dove from a platform 75 feet high with a noose around his neck.  Like the guy who let go of the bungee cord at just the right moment, Peters would grab the rope seconds before it tightened.  His powerful arms and the ropes elasticity would absorb the shock.  He did the act for about 12 years, but that was it.  He was forced into permanent retirement.  On this date in 1943, The Great Peters lept from his 75 foot perch at the Fireman’s Wild West Rodeo and Thrill Circus in St. Louis.  Peters made some sort of mistake because before he could grasph the rope, it tightened violently and his neck snapped before 5600 spectators.  His wife Catherine had not missed a show during their 3 years of marriage but opted out of this performance as she rested due to her pregnancy.  Lesson here?  Keep your  feet on the ground.

NAM Rainfall through Friday 8AM

NAM Rainfall through Friday 8AM

Weather Bottom Line:  Weather story remains the same.  There is a little bit of a dispute between computer  models as the NAM wants to bring us a little more than 1.75 inches of rain starting on Thursday night and carrying through Saturday morning with over 1.5 inches falling by midday Friday.  The GFS advertises less than an inch of rain through Saturday morning with the bulk of that Thursday night and early Friday morning.  So, if we say 1-2 inches of rain from say, midnight Thursday to noon on Saturday we will be in the ballpark.  Most of the weekend will be dry but cooler with highs in the 50′s.  First part of next week looks lovely with highs in the low to mid 60′s.

Nuclear Arms Negotiations, Talk of Reduction or Elimination is No Time for Laughing Gas
October 16, 2009

 

Has the Time Come or is it a Bad Idea?

Has the Time Come or is it a Bad Idea?

 

Tepperman Says Obama Should Learn to Love the Bomb

Tepperman Says Obama Should Learn to Love the Bomb

There is a body of opinion that claims that nuclear weapons actually bring peace as a stablizing force.  Jonathan Tepperman added recently to the list of those who  that present that argument.  After all, since the US dropped atomic bombs on Japan there have been no world wars and in 30 years prior to their use, there had been two that cost at least 60 million lives and did untold economic destruction. But, the trouble with nuclear weapons is that, if they are used, then the consequences are grave. I mean, aside from the destruction brought about by the use of one, the only real reaction a nation could have would be to retaliate with another nuclear weapon and then it could escalate from there. So, President Obama recently went beyond his earlier call for the reduction of nuclear arsenals in Russia and the United States by 80 percent, but also a more ambitious proposal to eliminate nuclear weapons from the earth altogether. Trouble with that is, how do you get everyone to agree, how can you be sure the other guys don;’t have them, what do you do if someone does have them and how wise is it for the United States to give up its “big stick.”

 

 

 

Missile Shield Plan Off The Board But Russia Doesn't Seem to Want to Respond

Missile Shield Plan Off The Board But Russia Doesn't Seem to Want to Respond

Now, the US and Russia are in negotiations regarding a new nuclear arms agreement.  The Obama administration already changed course from a Bush-era program that proposed a anti-missile shield based in Eastern Europe.  The Russians saw that as a threat and so said that they would use nuclear weapons if threatened.  The Obama administration recently cancelled the anti-missile shield for Eastern Europe, angering some of the Eastern Europeans and some members of NATO.  It was seen as an olive branch of sorts to the Russians.  Sometimes, the other guy doesn’t go along.  The Russians now say that they will reserve the right to make a pre-emptive nuclear strike if it feels threatened.  Perhaps unilateral decisions will eventually bear fruit, but so far its hard to see how anything has changed with the change from a European based missile shield for the NATO allies and the new proposal, which would be for a ship based system.  If it weren’t for the Iranian nuclear program, the North Korean nuclear program, the trouble in Pakistan and India which are both part of the nuclear club this might make one chuckle as we talk about arms reduction or nuclear weapons bans.  But, the only way one can laugh in this developing situation may be to get a dose of laughing gas…

 

Laughing Gas Party 1839

1839 Laughing Gas Party

On This Date in History: In the first half of the 19th Century, performers went around the country

Party Time For the Lady?
Party Time For the Lady?

performing acts that showed the side effects of nitrous oxide, also known as “laughing gas.” A Georgia physician, Dr. Crawford Long attended a party in which the foolishness took place and was asked by friends if he could make up a batch for their own private fun. Long suggested the use of ether instead as he found it quite suitable for the desired effects. At that point, all across the Peach State laughter at parties was heard of people chuckling at each others stumbling and bumbling while high on ether. Long’s interest was piqued. He noted how people didn’t feel any pain.

Dr. William Morton-Died Young

Dr William Morton Died Young

One of the fellow party makers was James Venable who had a tumor. Now, at the time, the pain associated with surgery was totally based on how fast the surgeon could do his work. So, Long convinced Venable to try out the gas before he had his tumor removed. He agreed and on March 30, 1842 the tumor was removed successfully without pain. But, Long did not publish his findings right away as he was not fully convinced. Long’s conservative approach was probably a good idea.

Dentist Horace Wells in Hartford, CT attended a laughing gas show and recognized the potential of nitrous oxide. So, he jumped the gun and took his case to the Massachusetts General Hospital where the demonstration promptly went asunder and Wells was ridiculed as a fraud. That led to Dr. William Morton.

Dr. Morton had worked with Dr. Wells and had learned of the promise of ether’s numbing properties from chemist Dr. Charles Jackson. He tried it out on some patients to much success and he too went to Massachusetts General Hospital. He said he had discovered a new wonder drug. What he really had was the very same ether that Wells had, but he camouflaged it with aromic oils so it would alter the oder. On October 16, 1846 the chief of surgery at Massachusetts General removed a neck tumor and also performed a leg amputation. The surgeries were pain free and the age of anesthetics was here. Morton patented the formula hoping to get rich.

Dr Crawford Long-Emory University Named Hospital For Him

Emory Univ. Hospital Named for Dr. Crawford Long

But, Jackson and his supporters claimed they were the true discoverers. Morton in 1868 went to New York to defend his position against supporters of Jackson. He had a seizure and died. Upon seeing Morton’s tombstone that gave Morton credit for anesthetic, Jackson went insane and spent the rest of his life in an asylum. Then we have the fate of Dr. Wells, who jumped the gun with his demonstration. He became addicted to chloroform and his mind eroded. He ended up in jail and somehow got ahold of chloroform, soaked a clothe in it and covered his face after opening up his arteries. He quietly and painlessly bled to death.

As for perhaps the true pioneer of the use of anesthetics, Dr. Crawford Long? The one who was not bold enough to publish his findings? He continued as a general practitioner until 1878 when he died making a house call. Perhaps his caution and conservative approach was reflective of his life as those who went for the fame and fortune all died in bizarre and untimely manners. I wonder if those 3 would think that it was worth it?

 

Sat Eve. Cold High Pressure Building In

Sat Eve. Cold High Pressure Building In

 

 

Weather Bottom Line:  I told you that the weather was gonna be lousy.  Tough to make an argument concerning Global Warming these days.  The clouds, rain and cold air will persist through early Saturday with maybe even some sleet in spots prior to Sunrise Saturday.  The precip will be tapering off but it should remain cloudy on Saturday with highs having a tough time getting to 50.  High pressure builds in Saturday night and chases away the clouds but Sunday morning church could be frosty with many people in the low 30′s if not some upper 20′s in the northern part of the viewing area.   Sunshine Sunday helps us get to the mid 50′s.  The big trof that brought all of the unseasonably cold air to the eastern part of the country will be lifting out and we really ought to have very pleasant conditions through Wednesday with temps climbing Monday afternoon to the low 60′s, then mid 60′s on Tuesday and maybe even to 70 on Wednesday.

A Day of Mistakes?
April 16, 2008

Today will be a fine day for a ball game. The Bats are in town and they have dog day at the park.  If that doesn’t suit you, I’m sure you can find something else that does. Perhaps a picnic for lunch.  How about an afternoon bike-ride?  Lots of sun and temperatures starting off cool but moving to the upper 60′s and low 70′s.  Thursday looks good too.  A weakening front approaches Friday bringing a chance for rain and t’storms for late Friday and Saturday the clouds will stick around with a few showers.  But, unlike Thunder Saturday, we’ll be in the low 60′s.  Look for the clouds to break on Sunday with upper 60′s.

On This Date In History: In 1938, a Swiss chemist was fooling around with synthetically made lysergic compounds as he researched their effects.  On this date in 1943, he somehow accidentally ingested lysergic acid diethylamide.  He noticed strange sensations and hallucinations after he went home.  He had “discovered” LSD.  In the 1960′s, intellectuals like Timothy Leary publicly touted the drug as “mind expanding.”  Trouble was, often the drug resulted in very very unpleasant and dangerous effects that resulted in all sorts of undesirable mischief and even suicides and such.  It was made illegal in 1965.  All in all, the mistake in 1943 was probably one the world could have done without.

On this date in 1947, a mistake at the port in Texas City, Texas resulted in disaster.  The details of this are sketchy but basically, a ship loaded with 2300 tons of ammonium nitrate.  Now, ammonium nitrate was used in explosives during WWII.  If you recall, the terrorist bombing in Oklahoma City brought down a building with a few hundred pounds of the stuff.  2300 tons?  Well, a fire broke out and the whole ship exploded.  Some 581 were killed.  Other ships in the harbor were lifted out of the water.  At that time, chemical plants were connected with pipelines. They all exploded.  The harbor caught fire. The ships anchor was found two miles away.  The blast caused the Richter scales to suggest a small earthquake.  A 500 home community was flattened.  A ship was sent across the harbor and grounded. The crew scrambled away not knowing that there was fire. That ship exploded the next day.  The fires burned for a week.  Texas City no longer handles ammonium nitrate.

A third mistake on this date in 1962?  I should think not!  Robert and Langston Symon became the proud parents of Robert Bruce Symon, Jr.  The young lad had trouble getting his lungs to expand and there were fears he would die.  But, after heartfelt prayer from the struggling youngster’s grandmother, the lungs got filled and they’ve been bellowing ever since.  While he went on to marry Snow White, he has become like his favorite of the 7 dwarfs, Dopey.  And his colleagues couldn’t agree more.

BTW…I bet the fine citizens of Louisville don’t know that April 16, 2002 was designated as Bob Symon Day and the aforementioned received a key to the city.  That’s what I call a fine use of municipal resources!

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